Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Farts on a Plane!

"Some motherf--ker just motherf--king farted on the motherf--king plane" - Samuel L. Jackson
American Flight 1053 dropped in on Nashville yesterday. The flight was headed to Dallas when a woman started to fart. In a panic she struck some matches, which raised the suspicion of some passengers.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.
The poor lady has been banned from American Airlines.

Yes, there were reports of chemtrails...which should come out with a little bleach.

(Source - Tennessean)