Monday, September 18, 2006

Thong Girl 3 Invades Mayor's Office

"They told me it was a film about a superhero woman and there was no nudity or any kind of offensive stuff in the film," - Gallatin (TN) Mayor Don Wright

When "Thong Girl 3: Revenge of the Dark Widow" is released, some Middle Tennessee residents will recognize one of the sets as being Mayor Wright's office.

For those of you not familiar with TG, she's a "risque superheroine who dons red underwear and "polices the skies with an iron fist" to keep Nashville safe." Because the skies are much safer with a thong-wearing tart zipping across the Music City Skyline. Sweet.

The filmmaker behind TG III, Glen Weiss, claims the movie is "family friendly" and that Thong Girl will have a PG-13 rating - no sex or nudity. So on top of being listed as an unwanted addition to the Nashville skyline, Thong Girl is also a tease.

"Kids come up to her. She has a cape on. She's very modest" - filmmaker Glen Weiss

Thong Girl got her magical powers from a pair of red thong underwear. I'm not sure what happened in TG I and II, but in TG III - the evil character "The Dark Widow" faces off against Thong Girl. The Dark Widow wants to take over country music and turn all the artists into rappers.

That makes me wonder what a country music artist turned rapper would rap about?
1) Bitchez that ran over their dog
2) Bitchez that left them for their cousin, P-Nut
3) Their Escalade pick-up truck
4) The South(side) will rise again

I like the idea of a country rapper. Damn you Thong Girl. Damn you to hell.

(Source - Tennessean)