Friday, August 04, 2006

Conjunction Junction Bombed by Muslim Terrorist Group

First the Muslim extremists protested Danish cartoons, now they're taking on English prepositions.

Sure, it starts with "as" next they will try and take on "to". Then it's on to conjunctions or adverbs. Where will it end?

Tomorrow's Headlines
-"Conjunction Junction bombed by Terrorist. Muslims Apparently Unaware of it's Function."
-"My Hero, Zero Beheaded on Web Video"
-"Three ruled a Magic Number/Infidel"
-"Mulla Declares A Noun Is A Person, Place Or Jew "
-"Interplanet Janet Still Not Allowed to Vote"
-"Jihad: That's What's Happening "
(Photo - AFP)