Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Enjoy the heat. Next time obey Al Gore.

I really do not know who to be mad at more. Myself for not listening to Al Gore's advice on global warming or Stratton, VT for having an ad in the NY subway that states "Everyday is a snow day".

For those of you who have never been on a Subway in NYC during a heat wave, here's how to experience it without leaving your home.

1) Preheat oven to 400 degrees
2) Stick head into oven
3) Have 54 other people stick their heads in as well.
4) Have one person complain that you are touching them

To have the full effect of the E-train, with homeless people, slow trains, and inaudible announcements, you need to come to New York and see for yourself. Just be sure to pack your biggest golf umbrella in case it rains.

Screw Stratton.