Thursday, July 13, 2006

Chicken Lays "Allah" Egg, Explodes

ALMATY (Reuters) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.

"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.

Sadly, Mr. Amantayeva will not get to savor his egg with a side of ham and bacon. Shortly after the trip to the mosque, it started acting strange, chirped "Allah Akbar" and then exploded.

The egg had 72 unfertilized yokes waiting for it in heaven.

The chicken blamed Bush.

Update: The Nashville Nun Bun is still missing.

(Source - Reuters)