Friday, June 09, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Nice Point Caption Contest
(Source - AFP)

Top Entries
10. Apparently Helen Thomas has been taking Botox shots, she has never looked better. - Maggie
9. You mean to tell me that all the Surplus Saddam picture frames are all gone from his palaces? That there are none left for this picture? - PCD
8. Okay class, what does this photo tell us:
Helen Thomas: That the Administration used undue force to subdue a militant? *thwack*
Wrong. - Lawhawk
7. Unfortunately the photo of Zarqawi's dead body wasn't ready by press time. Centcom decided to use a photo of Rosie O'Donnell instead hoping nobody would notice. - Renee
6. And of course, here we have an example of "the only good kind of splodeytard...". -jimmyb
5. Too bad we couldn't get the video working... we had a great video of Private Pyle playing with his jaw and talking for him in a squeaky voice, "Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good..." - jwookie
-Cowboy Blob

With Abu Musab al-Zarqawi gone, we have identified the next biggest threat to our troops.
-The Man

2. Gen. Caldwell: No, I'm sorry the first report was not right. We didn't drop a bomb on him! We parked a Humvee out front of the house and blared the dixie chics continously. Of course, it only took 4 min. for him to take his own life! - Sssteve
1. On our next slide, you'll see evidence of our First Aid attempts to keep Mr. al-Zarqawi alive. Unfortunately, a rolled up MRE pork patty doesn't make a good tracheatomy tube. - Cowboy Blob

Photoshop Entries

This picture shows how we found Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's body. He was also known by his street name, "Andrew Sullivan". The frame was bought at a local Frames R Us and matches the gold earrings we found in his ears, nose, genitalia, and left breast.
-The Man

With Abu Musab al-Zarqawi gone, we have identified the next biggest threat to our troops.
-The Man

-Cowboy Blob

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