Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Tin Hat Tuesday: Karl Rove Avoids Jail; Alberto Weakens

WASHINGTON, June 13 (UPI) -- White House adviser Karl Rove won't face charges related to the leaking of the name of a CIA operative, a U.S. special prosecutor has determined.
Weather.com: Tropical Storm Alberto will weaken as it moves over land today

Karl Rove has avoided lethal injection (for now). As Rovie walks away, his creation (Tropical Storm Alberto) has weakened faster than Patrick Fitzgerald's case against him.

Had Rove been indicted, you can be assured that Alberto would have been turned into a hurricane by Rove's Weather Generator (which is stored in his garage). Instead of reports of Karl Rove's arrest; the news would be filled with images of weathermen weatherpeople standing in knee deep water, as buildings fly down the street, telling us there are high winds and rising water. Want more proof? Who is the Attorney General? Alberto Gonzalez!

Does this sound familiar? Back in October of 2005, I noted in the post titled "Plame It On The Rain" that every blue state (minus Maine and California) had heavy rain as Karl Rove's name was dropped from the top story to 20 minutes into the newscasts, replaced by weatherpeople in water.

Karl Rove - stop messing with the weather.

Plame It On The Rain
Karl Rove's Weather Generator Storage Center

Lifelike Pundits have a more level-headed look at it
The Night Before Fitzmas
The 5 Stages of Rove Anxiety
Malkin has a roundup
Lawhawk has some advice
Wizbang is reaction-blogging

Previous Tin Hat Tuesdays
Trojan Camel
For Sale: Vermont
Back to the Future
The G-bomb
Blair Bombed Britian
Army Minivan
Karl Rove

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