Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Patrick Kennedy Pleads Guilty to DUI...and DWB

Patrick Kennedy pleaded guilty to DUI in exchange for the dropping of reckless driving and failure to exhibit a driving permit charges. The security barrier and Kennedy's passenger (a leprechaun named Charles) had no comment.

Still unresolved are his claims that he was just pulled over for Driving while Black. Kennedy's lawyer, Jackie Chiles, claims that allegations his client was driving without lights at 3am and crashed into a barrier were irrelevant.

Sorry, it had to be done.

(Source - Wash Post)

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