Friday, May 26, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Culture of Corruption Caption Contest
(Source - AP)

Top Entries
10. At least I didn't leave 1,000 buses sitting around the flood, like that do nothing Nagin. I would have used at least one of them for rescuing crucial information from my residence. But, since that wasn't possible, I had the National Guard help me instead. - Lawhawk
9. Jefferson (D-La): Where da white women at?! - fmragtops
8. Show me the money I supposedly took. You think if I took money that I'd be stupid enough to put it in my freezer? What do you honkies think I am, some crack ho? - PCD
7. "Money Is Only Paper, What's The Big Deal?" - radio free fred
6. "Crime? Here's the real crime... the theft of 10 G's outa my feehza and 3 Morton's Fish Sticks." - Troll
5. "I'd like to dedicate this building to one of the all-time great third basemen, former Red Sox and Yankees great Hale Boggs!" - Mac
4. Reaching in his pocket, Jefferson realized he never got his now needed "race card" back from Cynthia McKinney. - jimmyb
3. No, they did not say they found cold cash in my freezer. They said cold hash, as in hash browns. I am innocent, this is all a big misunderstanding. - BC
2. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." Oh wait wrong William Jefferson... - jwookie
1. "If I am guilty, may I be crushed by a huge white sign."(Off-camera) "LOOK OUT!!!" - Wyatt Earp

Photoshop Entries

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