Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Dumb Criminals Part 8

Robert Louis Saine, Jr. started out yesterday as a free man. As a new day started, he found himself in a wrecked, stolen 2000 Cadillac parked a house.

Saine was wanted for felony probation violation. Late yesterday he decided to steal a car around 11:45pm. He also had a revoked license.
Felony Probation Violation
Vehicle Theft
Driving on a Revoked License

Around 12:15am, Saine was spotted by police driving without headlights.
Reckless Driving

Metro Police gave chase and 3 (that's "three") minutes later it ended when Saine made a poor left hand turn and drove into a house. Like Derek Zoolander, he could not turn left.
Evading Arrest
Leaving the Scene of a Property Damage Accident

Police found cocaine, pot, and drug paraphernalia on Saine. No word if there was also a dead hooker in the trunk.
Misdemeanor Marijuana Possession
Misdemeanor Cocaine Possession
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

For Robert Louis Saine, Jr. - Thursday turned out to be a very, very bad day.

Wyatt - did I miss any charges?

(Source - Tennessean)
Dumb Criminals Part 1
Dumb Criminals Part 2
Dumb Criminals Part 3
Dumb Criminals Part 4
Dumb Criminals Part 5
Dumb Criminals Part 6
Dumb Criminals Part 7