Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Bauer Walks Out of CTU

Yesterday (May 1st), many thousands of protestors marched in cities across the United States for Immigration Reform. Some protestors left their jobs, kids walked out of school, and Jack Bauer refused to kill anyone.

The refusal to work for a day or having a few kids out of class will not have lasting effects on American society. However, Jack Bauer's refusal to kill anyone could spell disaster. Not only is it dangerous and unpatriotic, it makes for really boring TV.

Jack Bauer does a job that Americans don't want. Therefore his walkout resulted in zero people being added to the Jack Bauer Kill Counter. Let's all pray that Jack Bauer returns to work, Martha keeps drinking, and Chloe has a full charge on her taser.