Friday, April 14, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Akbar Strangelove Caption Contest
(Source - Reuters)

Top Entries
10. Ahkmed and Muhammed perform the time-honored Arabic, "Up Yours, U.S." dance.
This is also known as the, "Please kill us now, because we're dangerous psychopaths" dance.
Six of one, half dozen of the other.... - Jimmyb
9. Habib: Thanks for taking me to the carnival.
Akbar: Hey, lets share this cotton candy shaped like a dove. It's a perfect symbol of our love to each other.
Habib: Mmmmm. - Sssteve
8. Islamic Guinness commercial. "Brilliant!" - Wyatt Earp
7. Habib & Akbar together: Wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE! - fmragtops
6. From the Allah Akbar theatre in beautiful downtown Tehran comes the musical sensation that's sweeping the Middle East!
Featuring this blockbuster hit:(To the tune of Age of Aquarius from "Hair")
This is the dawning of the Age of Uranium!Age of Uranium!Uuuu-ray-nee-yum!
Book your tickets now because next week the entire cast is getting beheaded! - Vox Poplar
5. Akmed: "What kind of bird did you use as the nuclear device delivery system?"
Abdul: "Just as the secret US documents indicated, a homing pigeon."
Akmed: "Oh oh!" - Rodney Dill
4. Iran is busy getting THE BOMB but the "dove" delivery system is so Third World. - Maggie
3. It's all fun and games until the doves start pooping Pu238 - lawhawk
2. The Iranian Star Wars convention gets off to a rocky start when Ackbar and Omar accidentally replace their lightsabers with enriched uranium. - Mac
-Cowboy Blob

Photoshop Entries
-Cowboy Blob

-Rodney Dill

"Mohammed and Achmed were so engrossed by their celebration, that they failed to notice their impending death from above."

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