Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Top 10 Uses For the UN Building

The Onion published the perfect solution for NYC's UN problem. I have a few more suggestions for the site.
Top 10 Uses For the UN Building
10. Additional nesting space for Pale Male's bitches
9. Yet another Starbucks in the area
8. NYC's first Wal-mart Supercenter
7. Anything other than the UN
6. The new Iraqi embassy
5. World's largest bodega
4. More overpriced apartment studios
3. Headquarters for the 2012, 2016 Olympic bid committee.
2. New York City's GOP Headquarters (probably only needs a few hundred square feet)

and the #1 use for the UN building
1. An East Side Football Stadium

If you have anything you would like to see on the site, add it to the comments section.

(linked on OTB)