Monday, March 28, 2005

Alliance Humor Assignment

Precision Guided Humor Assignment:
Signs the Terrorists are Losing
We have been given a mission from The Alliance. The mission is to show signs the terrorists are losing the war on terror. Here are a few I came up with, leave additional entries in the comments section below or email me and I will add them to the list.

Top 10 Signs the Terrorists are Losing
10. Al-Qaida announces that martyrs will now only get 36 virgins and no more free falafels
9. Jane Fonda gets hip replacement, won't return al-Zarqawi's calls
8. Even The UN stops supporting terrorists
7. Meeting Allah: suicide bomber reality show coming to Fox
6. Wal-mart opens Beirut location, runs local kaffiyeh sellers out of business
5. Latest beheading video found on Paris Hilton's Sidekick
4. Democracy hotties are easier to hit on without the bulky bomb belt
3. Terror training camps now offering valet parking and 1 month free membership
2. For $50, you can buy a "Al-Jazeera Blocker" on Ebay
1. Sean Penn drops Vietnam, starts comparing Iraq to Grenada