Monday, December 18, 2006

The War on Christmas - Part 2

The Tennessean is covering a regional conflict in the global War on Christmas. This conflict centers on the abduction and destruction of local Christmas lawn decorations.

A couple in Nolensville had their yard hit last month with inflatable decor being cut open, reindeer kicked, and two plastic figures stolen (an elf and a snowman). The elf has been returned, but it shows obvious signs of torture.

The 25-year-old plastic Christmas elf appeared to have been burned, dragged through black tar, bent at the legs and smeared on his bottom with feces.
What sick person smears feces on the bottom of a plastic Christmas elf? There has been no sign of the snowman.

(Source - Tennessean)