Tuesday, December 12, 2006

No Left Turn in 2008

1010 WINS is hosting a poll on who would you vote for if the Democratic Primary were held today. While Hillary and Obama are separated by only 6 points, the leader of the pack is "None of the above" with 38% of the vote.

While the media and talking heads are wet their pants each time Obama enters the same area code, The NY Post has already started digging into his background and printing unflattering stories about Obama. The Post recently ran a story with "10 Things you 10 things you might not know about Barack Obama" which included such damming things as: He's left handed, his middle name is Hussein, he's a liberal, and a heavy smoker.

Now, I don't care that Barack is a democrat, liberal, or African-American with a middle name of Hussein. However, his being left-handed is a problem. Did you know that out of the last five presidents, 4 were left handed (Ford, Reagan, Bush Sr, Clinton)?

That's right, Bill Clinton is left handed (just ask Monica). Osama Bin Laden, also left handed as is Hugo Chávez and Castro.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was left handed. He also had dandruff since his head and shoulders were never found.

Eric Cartman, SpongeBob, Zartan, Montgomery Burns and Ned Flanders are all left handed.

Kevin Federline is left handed need I say more?