"Some motherf--ker just motherf--king farted on the motherf--king plane" - Samuel L. JacksonAmerican Flight 1053 dropped in on Nashville yesterday. The flight was headed to Dallas when a woman started to fart. In a panic she struck some matches, which raised the suspicion of some passengers.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.The poor lady has been banned from American Airlines.
Yes, there were reports of chemtrails...which should come out with a little bleach.
(Source - Tennessean)