"Now, when our enemies have prematurely declared me moribund or dead, I'm happy to send to our compatriots and friends around the world this short film footage,"
The film footage was of Castro reading the news, however after airing the video more questions have come up. For instance, a news story Castro read mentioned that on tonight's Seinfeld George tries to get fired from The Yankees by dragging their World Series trophy around the stadium parking lot. Everybody knows that the Yanks have not won a world series since the year 2000.
Plus, why would I pen another post about uses for his body if he's not dead? Behold, more uses for Castro's corpse. If you have more, post them in the comments.
#15 - Blogger site admin
#22 - a Madonna Adoption
#32 - Player Hater
#39 - Blocks on which to place an old, junker of a car (he'd have to be cut up for this, of course) - rt
#45 - Halloween Mask
#49 - Another reason why A-Rod chokes in October
#54 - Mayor of New Orleans - lawhawk
Do you have other ideas on how we can put Castro's body to use? Post them in the comments.
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