Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Still Yet Another 101 Uses for Castro's Corpse

It has now been a month since Fidel Castro hit room temperature and there has been no word on his current condition by the man himself. You know what that means? Time to look for more uses for the dictator...uhh I mean former dictator's corpse.

Still Yet Another 101 Uses for Castro's Corpse

#7 - Pinata (RFTR)
#14 - Couric Double
#17 - Curtis Martin's replacement
#23 - Shark bait or surfboard (rt)
#31 - Food for the homeless
#45 - Spokesman for 'Craftmatic Adjustable Bed" (Troll)
#56 - Doorstop (Pam)
#59 - Weekend at Bernie's Part 3 (Tyler D)
#60 - Airplane chock
#73 - Star of new Bravo show
#88 - McKinney's latest excuse for losing her primary. (jimmyb)

Do you have additional options for Castro's corpse? Post them in the comments section below.

If Castro does not come out and admit he's not dead by next week, I will have to post Oh God, Another 101 Uses for Castro's Corpse.

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