Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Cynthia McKinney is to "Class" as Fidel Castro is to "Alive"

FORMER congresswoman and perpetual moron Cynthia McKinney was classy in her defeat. Her team blamed the media, voting machines, whites, and Republicans. Aliens, Elvis, and a squirrel with big nuts were also mentioned by Team McKinney as co-conspirators to her defeat.

Cynthia McKinney blamed the media and electronic voting machines for her defeat. Her campaign manager blamed white voters and Republicans who crossed over to vote in her Democratic runoff. (AP)
After playing The Blame Game, McKinney's team then started beating reporters. They first knocked a camera out of the hand of a cameraman. Later, a news team called 9-1-1 after the Cynthia's goons followed the reporters out to a news van.


Update: AJC notes that we should add "police harassment", “insecure” voting equipment, and mysterious incorrect ballots to McKinney's Whine and Cheese list.