Tuesday, August 01, 2006

101 Uses for Castro's Corpse

Update: 101 More Uses for Castro's Corpse

What to do with the corpse of one of the worst dictators to come along since Karl Rove?

When Castro finally cools to room temperature, Cuban people will be able to make a choice on their own for the first time in many years. Afterall, there are about 101 Uses for Castro's Corpse.

Here are a few:
#11 - Castro-Turf
#16 - Dead Dictator piñata
#42 - Rug
#44 - Helen Thomas Stunt Double
#56 - Ring Toss Target
#65 - Dixie Chicks Concert Seat-filler
#75 - Coke Machine
#82 - Starting QB for The NY Jets
#85 - Jack Bauer's Personal Punching Bag
#98 - Lawn Jockey

Do you have additional options for Castro's corpse? Post them in the comments section below.

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