Fidel Castro has to be dead. How do I know? Well, the man is a bigger media whore than Charles Schumer (D-NY). Both men would have to be dead before they let a news camera pass them by. Fidel's absence from the news puts "a dagger in the heart" of the tens of people who have held out hope for his recovery.
Last week I put out 101 Uses for Castro's Corpse. This week we post even more uses for the Commie Cuban's Corpse, many provided from commenters from last week's post.
#10 Fruity Rum Drink cup (Cowboy Blob)
#15 - Pincushion
#24 - Al Gore stand in (TylerD)
#25 - Lawn dart target (TylerD)
#30 - Cindy Sheehan chew-toy? (Buckley F. Williams)
#34 - Doctored Reuters Photograph Filler
#40 - ABC's replacement for Star Jones on The View (Renee)
#45 - Stuff his body and send him up in the next space shuttle. Call him a Castronaut (tratch)
#50 - Communist Garden Gnome
#65 - Microsoft Office Assistant
#70 - Porn Movie Prop
#75 - Contestant on Flavor of Love
#80 - US Democratic voter (jimmyB)
#93 - Lawn ornament for the Kennedy compound (lawhawk)
#98 - TWU Union Member
Do you have additional options for Castro's corpse? Post them in the comments section below. I may use them for Yet Another 101 Uses for Castro's Corpse next week.
101 Uses for Castro's Corpse
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Monday, August 07, 2006
Posted by The Man at Monday, August 07, 2006