Thursday, July 20, 2006

You're so liberal if...Part 8

Since it appears that Global Warming is upon us, this website has instituted a recyling program for old posts. The first posts to be recycled are "You are so liberal if..." posts done prior to the 2004 election.

Check these updated YSLs out and add a few of your own in the comments. I will pick some of the best for YSL Part 9.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Best Of YSL

-If you thought the end of the war in Iraq would be solved by a hunger strike...a one-day hunger strike, you may be a liberal.

-If you canceled your subscription to the New York Times because of their conservative slant....

-If you ever appeared in a Ned Lamont TV ad...

-If you found a way to blame Bush for the kidnapping of Israeli soldiers.

-If you camped out for Al Gore's movie, you may be a liberal.

-If a rabbit cage, Blink 182's lead singer, a cup of kerosene, and a heavy cement block is your proof that 9/11 was an inside job....

-If you reply to emails from John Kerry.

-If Karl Rove has been accused of possibly listening to your personal phone calls.

-Finally...You are a liberal if you liveblogged Commander in Chief.

Next week I'll post YSL - Part IX. If you have suggestions, please post them in the comments below. A "You are so Conservative" series is in the works. If you have some funny suggestions for that one, email me.

Disclaimer: These entries are a joke. You do not have to be liberal to fall under these entries. Not all liberals subscribe to these ideals. If you base your political ideals on a song, celebrity's opinion, bumper sticker, TV show, cartoon, movie, or blog entry you are a moron and should move to Boston (or New Jersey).