Monday, July 31, 2006

You are so liberal if... Part IX

It's going to be 105 degrees this week in New York City. No doubt it's probably because Bush has not signed on to Kyoto, so to help curb Global Warming, this website has instituted a recycling program for old posts. The first posts to be recycled are "You are so liberal if..." posts done prior to the 2004 election and first recycled a couple of weeks ago.

Check out these YSLs and add a few of your own in the comments. I will pick some of the best for YSL Part 10.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Best Of YSL

If you think the Jews should not use force to defend themselves, unless they are defending themselves from Mel Gibson...

If your view on the Jewish state lies somewhere between Kofi Annan and Mel Gibson's view.

You know you're a liberal when your candidate loses and you claim it as a victory. (Renee)

If you still have Air America programmed on your car-radio, even though they've been off the air in your market for months....
If you manage to get endorsed by The New York Times...

If you are ok with people throwing Oreo cookies at Michael Steele, but get upset when Mitt Romney throws out the term "tar-baby".

If you still have a Kerry/Edwards sticker next to your fading "Re-defeat Bush" sticker on the bumper of your Toyota Prius.

If Hugo Chavez is in your Top 8...

If you are proud of your "Hugo Chavez gave me gas" t-shirt, you may be a liberal.

If re-electing Cynthia McKinney makes sense to you.

You are a liberal if you agree with your great-grandfather that Lothar Witzke and Kurt Jahnke did not blow up the ammunition depot in New York in July of 1916. In fact, it must have been a controlled demolition put together by the US government to get us involved in WWI.
Bonus if your grandfather put together a wire frame model of the ammo depot and lit it on fire to convince you of the theory.

Maybe sometime next week I'll post YSL - Part X. If you have a YSL suggestion, please post it in the comments below.

A "You are so Conservative" series is also in the works. If you have some funny suggestions for that one, email me.

Disclaimer: These entries are a joke. You do not have to be liberal to fall under these entries. Not all liberals subscribe to these ideals. If you base your political ideals on a song, celebrity's opinion, bumper sticker, TV show, cartoon, movie, or blog entry you are a moron and should move to Boston (or New Jersey).