World Cup 2006 Drinking Game

After spending the past few days watching the World Cup, I can't help but think a drinking game would be easy to develop out of the event. Hell, we need something to do once USA is booted out of the Cup.


-Drink each time a player goes down after getting hit in the "balls" like that poor dude from Trinidad and Tobago (above).
-Drink twice each time Dave O'Brien says something really stupid
-Drink each time a commercial comes on in a language you don't understand.
-Drink when Dave O'Brien says the word "balls"
-Drink whenever someone comments on the lackluster play of Team USA
-Drink each time a soccer player fakes an injury

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