Reader's Digest, a magazine you read if you are 87 years old and enjoy lame jokes and cartoons, recently named New York City "the most courteous city in the world". No shit. New York beat out Paris, Ljubljana, Toronto, and others for the title.
Highest Score - New York (80)
Lowest Score - Mumbai, India (38)
You jerks in Mumbai should try and learn some manners from the folks in New York.
Tourist #1: Wait, where are we?(Source - Reader's Digest)
Skater kid: Fuckin' Earth man, fucking Earth.
Tourist #2: Wait, where?
--Bethesda Fountain, Central Park
via Overheard in New York, Jun 18, 2006