Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Emails from John Kerry

"The threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real, but as I said, it is not new..." -- John Kerry, October 9, 2002
This morning, Republicans are making laughable claims of momentum in the 2006 elections. They poured over $5 million dollars of national Republican money into a California special election to hold onto a seat that they've held since it was created by the GOP, for the GOP 15 years ago.
And they eked out a victory by 5,000 votes.
Their claims of momentum are as phony as their claims of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
-Email from "John Kerry"

John Kerry, what part of "bellwether" do you not understand? Leave it to John Kerry to make a loss into yet another fundraising scheme. I signed up for John Kerry emails and Hillary emails. For those of you on those email lists, you know they both send out emails only minutes apart.
Email from Hillary - 10:56am
Email from Kerry - 10:57am

Rumor has it Hillary and Kerry are the same person.

Other
Emails from John Kerry: You're Not Invited!
I donated $200 to HillaryClinton.com and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
John Kerry: Losing Firm
Losers of the world unite!
Kerry for Ferrer
Socialism 101