Friday, April 07, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Banana Hammock Caption Contest
(Source - AP)

Top Entries
10. "Never forget ladies. Only two men are capable of "filling out" this speedo....Bush and Bauer." -rt
9. Bush: If I put these on my head I become Capt. Spedoo Head! Fighter of Dirty Towel Heads!! - Sssteve
8. Bush: Ladies, this is a presidential speech, not a Wayne Newton concert. Can you please refrain from throwing your panties on stage. It's just not appropriate. - fmragtops
7. BUSH: I'd like to thank the Speedo people for this lovely gift wrap for the Presidential package. - Vox Poplar
6. "I love this color...hides the skidmarks!" - Cowboy Blob
5. "Mr. President, Mrs. Thomas would like her colostomy bag returned to her now, please." - Damian G
4. The Duke Lacrosse team couldnt be here today, so on behalf of the swim team instead.... - my sister
3. Beset with falling poll numbers, President Bush steal a page directly from the Clinton playbook. - Jimmyb
2. Honest, if it don't fit, you must acquit - Rodney Dill
1. Helen Thomas from off-stage: "Sorry, Mr. President. They were white when I put them on this morning." - Wyatt Earp (nastiest caption, ever)

Photoshop Entries

-Cowboy Blob

-Rodney Dill

Previous Contests
All your borders are belong to us
Hanging With Mr. Franklin
Bush's Lucky Charms
Stay Out Da Pushes

Caption Contest Classic (5/4/2005)
Caption/Photoshop Bush