Thursday, March 23, 2006

Pigeons - 1 Humans - 0

WWBD - What Would Bauer Do?

A frantic 9-1-1 call came in reporting a possible sniper. The man supposedly was wearing camo and had a rifle with a laser or telescopic gun sight. Everyone panic!

Mayor Bob O'Connor, donned a bulletproof vest called the man a "presumed sniper." Roads were closed, people were kept inside, busses were rerouted for two hours as CTU...I mean SWAT was called in.

After all that, it turned out to be a guy who brought a pellet gun to work to shoot pigeons.

How would Jack Bauer handle this situation? I am not sure, but it would take 24 hours and a squirrel in the park would end up being tortured after it was discovered that it was a mole. Oh, and 239 people would die in various ways.

(Source - 1010 Wins)