Friday, February 24, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Shock the Monkey Caption Contest
(Source - Reuters)

Top Entries
10. No!!! you cannot pet me you freaks! - sgtfluffy
9. President Bush on his morning jog. - The Man
8. Dance, Ballmer, Dance. - Rodney Dill
7. In the year 2020, zoo goers gather around a rare liberal in captivity, waiting for its distinctive call: War never solved anything! Throwing peanuts is strictly prohibited. - Pam
6. Behold, the prophet Muhammad! - Mac
5. The new mascot for the French army was revealed today..."Francois the Surrender Monkey" You can see a few people wearing France's national colors in the background for the event. - Dr. Phat Tony
4. Jumping on an already full bandwagon, Barbara Streisand reveals dailys from "her" version of King Kong. - Wyatt
3. Previously, on 24:Kim (Bauer) was stalked by a rabid monkey who moments later died in a hail of gunfire. Nobody stalks Jack's daughter... - Jimmyb
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Coming soon to Fox: Skating with Primates
-Flip




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Photoshop Entries

It was not until he started carrying an Uzi did The Man in the Yellow Hat realize that George had gotten a little too curious.
-The Man






Coming soon to Fox: Skating with Primates
-Flip






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Previous Contests
What's Wrong With Ew?
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Nuclear Caption Ctontse
All Hands on the Poop Deck

Caption Contest Classic (1/12/2005)
The People's Choice