Monday, February 27, 2006

Jack Bauer Gets Fired!

If you watched the Olympics, you know The Donald is moving to 9pm Monday night.

This is not acceptable Donald! I don't have time for this!

I'm Donald Trump, a billionaire business mogul. What have you done Jack?

Well I uncovered an assassination plot on Presidential nominee David Palmer. Then I defused a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles. After that, I recovered from heroin addiction in time take on a drug cartel who wanted to release a killer virus. Then I left CTU, but came back when an Islamic sleeper cell tried to launch a nuclear missile aimed at Los Angeles. Currently I'm trying to find some missing nerve gas and if you don't mind, you are wasting my time.

Jack, I've had enough of your grandstanding and treatment of your teammates at CTU. You need to learn how to delegate and stop getting your backup agents killed. Sorry Jack, Monday nights are only big enough for one of us, you're Fired! Get out and take your penis-nosed girlfriend with you. I rule Monday nights! Go Donald.

Curtis, it's Jack. Clear out the CTU torture room and get me a hacksaw!