Friday, February 17, 2006

I Aint Having Sex With No Goat

The following is a true conversation I had with a fellow pledge brother in the backseat of a car...while blindfolded awaiting whatever the ΣAE active brothers had in store for us.

Pledge Brother (PB): What do you think they will make us do?
Me: I don't know.
PB: I Aint Having Sex With No Goat!
Me: Dude, they're not going to make us have sex with a goat.
Me: Shut up and drink your beer.
If I had a dime every time we told pledges that they were going to have relations with a toaster, goat, and other inanimate objects in order to gain admittance into our band of brothers, we would have built a frat house the size of Buckingham Palace.

One fraternity at Western Kentucky University took things a bit far.
At 2:25 a.m. Thursday, Bowling Green Police responded to a loud party at the "Alpha Gamma Rho" house at 1436 Chestnut. During their investigation of the agriculture fraternity, police discovered a goat in the basement. It had no food or water, and was standing in its own urine and feces...the goat was brought in on a whim, as a prank, to make some pledges think they would have to have sex with it. But Peyton says it was not hazing-related, and no one was ever going to have sex with the goat.
Bbbaahhhh.

(Source - WBKO)