Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Emails from John Kerry: You're Not Invited!

I received this pedomorphic email from "Friends of John Kerry". The title of the email is "You're Not Invited!".

You're Not Invited!
Dick Cheney will be there. So will Rick Santorum...Phyllis Schlafly...Newt Gingrich...Ann Coulter...Republican Party Chairman Ken Mehlman...and Grover Norquist, a figure at the center of the Jack Abramoff Republican lobbying scandal.

Tomorrow, at 9:30 a.m., the gavel will drop on CPAC 2006 - the Conservative Political Action Conference. Soon a parade of Bush administration and Republican Party leaders will trek over to kiss the rings of the right-wing political operatives who work so hard to push the reckless Bush agenda through Congress - and of the right-wing agitators that stop at nothing to keep Bush-backing candidates in power.

From the title and tone of this email, you may be shocked to find out that anyone (even a friend of John Kerry) can register to attend CPAC. While online registration is now closed, anyone can still register for $125. This even is open to other "figures at the center of the Jack Abramoff Republican lobbying scandal" like Dem leader Harry Reid.

CPAC online registration is closed. You may register at the Omni Shoreham Hotel starting on Wednesday, February 8th from 4:00 pm to 8:00 pm, and again on Thursday, Friday, or Saturday starting at 8:00 am.
While Kerry's aim is have you donate money because the Republicans dare form a strategy, in the face of the Dems who have no hint of one. Kerry should spend less time emailing for donations and more time planning for his 20005 election hopes.

(Hat Tip - Best of the Web)

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