Friday, January 27, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Captain Crunch Caption Contest
(Source - Marine Times)

Top Entries
10. US Navy warship assigned to patrol off the stern of the Kennedy yacht and watch for more possible drowning victims. - BC
9. al Qaeda's navy has chosen.... poorly. - lawhawk
8. "A lesson to all CIV IV players the importance of upgrading their Navies" - sgt Fluffy/fark
7. Hey you pirates! Let us teach you what the American saying, "Opening a can of Whoopass on you" means. COME BACK HERE YOU COWARDS! - Dan Mehlhorn
6. With nothing to do after sinking John Kerry's Presidential run in 2004, the Swiftboat Veterans decided to intercept a North Korean guided missile destroyer for the fun of it. - Damian G
5. The pirates suddenly realized why it was called a poop deck... - Jimmyb
4. - Sobek
3. US Navy: "A-4"
Iran: "US Navy... you sunk my junk-looking, row boat sized, piece of crap tow boat/battleship!" -jwookie
2. After losing to a former penal colony, the United States "kicks it up a notch" in this year's America Cup. - Wyatt
1. - Sobek

Photoshop Entries

"A routine exercise took a tragic twist when the U.S.S. Nyalarhotep accidentally awakened Cthulu."


"Admiral Hockenberger soon realized that his pet goldfish, Mr. Gills, not*really* been dead when his parents flushed him, thirty years ago. And hesoon realized that goldfish have long memories..."

24 Caption Contest at Blogs4Bauer
Men without pants at UE
If this had only come out before I posted this contest....

Previous Contests
Georgius Bushius
Alito on the Rocks
Weekend at Murtha's
Bushie Tree

Caption Contest Classic (2/17/2005)
Captain Carter Caption Contest