Friday, January 13, 2006

Weekend Caption Contest

Alito on the Rocks Caption Contest
(Source - Reuters)
Note: This one was my second choice.


Top 10 Entries
10. Senator Kennedy, realizing Democrats can only conceptualize ideas reduced to bumper-sticker slogans, unveils his new jumbo sticker for complex issues. - jimmyb
9. Could someone please slip some vodka into my water bottle so that my hands stop shaking!?!?!?!?! - RT
8. Sen. Kennedy, "Judge Alito, you are being so unfair! Why can't you say something incredibly stupid like I do all the time so that we can destroy you here and now?" - PCD
7.
Judge Alito, remember your support of police strip-searching ten year-olds?Well, I have a confession ......
-Joe Mama


6. Cowboy Blob's blatent pandering entry.
5. Senator Kennedy tries to explain the myth of "The Irish Curse." - Wyatt Earp
4.
So Mr.Alito, let's start with a hypothetical situation. Say you are a person of influence and have had too much to drink before getting into a car. Well this "person" ends up driving into a body of water and kills his passenger. Before getting help, this "person" waits hours before calling the police.... - The Man

3. Kennedy: "Ah...the above display...ah...*hick*..ah..is a list of...*hick*...ah...my qualifi...quaklifi...ah...*hick*..REASONS for why I....*hick*...can lecture republicans...ah...on eth*hick*s." - Viking
2. Objectioners under sign are drunker than they appear. - Rodney Dill
1. "Once you've extricated yourself from a submerged vehicle, you should aim up, place your hands in front of you... like so... and then swim like hell towards the light." - Buckley F. Williams

Photoshop Entries

Note: feel free to caption the sign as well, using this blank board.











So Mr.Alito, let's start with a hypothetical situation. Say you are a person of influence and have had too much to drink before getting into a car. Well this "person" ends up driving into a body of water and kills his passenger. Before getting help, this "person" waits hours before calling the police....
-The Man






-The Man











I found a way to work Dianne Feinstein's picture into this.
-The Man











Judge Alito, remember your support of police strip-searching ten year-olds?Well, I have a confession ......
-Joe Mama









-DaveD











-DaveD












Previous Contests
Weekend at Murtha's
Bushie Tree
Second Hand Santa
Santa's Got a Brand New Bag

Caption Contest Classic (1/14/05)
Chappaquiddick Caption Contest