NEW YORK - Meet the latest children's author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C."
Senator Ted Kennedy is writing a children's book? That is like Captain Kangaroo doing porn. I'll post more on this when my ribs stop hurting from both laughing and a weekend of skiing.
I wonder if the book will have chapters for the following:
Malkin notes the dog's name as well.