Back in July I was surprised to find out that Helen Thomas was indeed not dead and was still passing gas in the White House Press Pit when she announced the "threat" that she would kill herself if VP Dick Cheney ran for president.
Today, Helen called President Bush "a coward" for refusing to let her bloviate in the form of a question as she does on a regular basis.
"He's supposed to be this macho guy. He'll take on Osama bin Laden, but he won't take me on."He's also the President of The United States and doesn't answer to someone who thinks she's special because her press pass is autographed by Chester Arthur.
You can watch the press conference here.
(hat tip - Drudge)