Friday, December 23, 2005

Weekend Caption Contest

Second Hand Santa Caption Contest
(Source - AFP)

Top 10 Entries
10. "You're not Santa! You are our striking Bus Driver!" - PCD
9. That would explain why Grandma was run over by his reindeer. - The Man
8. Santa: "Noise, noise, noise, smoking weed, smoking weed . . . " - Wyatt Earp
7. Santa's got a brand new dime bag. - The Man
6. Jack Bauer (AKA Reefer Sutherland) - "Hey Santa give me a hit of that before you get pistol whipped." - Tyler D
5. "Alright kids hurry up, visiting hour ends in 15 minutes and Mrs. Claus is coming by for a conjugal visit later." - jwookie
4. "Santa has Glaucoma kid, now Shaddap!" - Rodney Dill
3. Kid: "Come on, Santa! Puff, puff, give!" - Wyatt Earp
2. "How do you think I get those reindeer to flyyyyyy?" - RFTR
1. "I'm sorry your wife's a B***h, President Clinton, but this seems sorta like destructive behavior to me." - Rodney Dill

Previous Contests
Santa's Got a Brand New Bag
Broken Down and Horny
Black Friday
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

Caption Contest Classic - 12/22/04
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