Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Strike Blogging: It's Joke Time

We've moaned about walking, complained about the cold, and wondered what it really takes to start and stop a subway train. Now it's time to have a little fun at the TWU's expense with Transit Strike Jokes!

Q: Why did the TWU member cross the road?
A: Because the chicken told them to.

Q: What does the leadership of the TWU and Dwight Gooden have in common?
A: Both threw strikes and ended up in jail.

Q: What do call a TWU Striker?
A: Greedy Communist Douchebag
Q: What do call a group of TWU Strikers?
A: Greedy Communist Douchebags

Q: Did you hear about the TWU driver who locked his keys in the union van?
-He had to use a coat hanger to get the other TWU members out.

Q: What is the hardest part about being a member of the TWU?
A: Third grade

Q: What does a TWU member do after retiring at 55?
A: Work

Q: How is Roger Toussaint like a cocktail waitress trying to earn a few extra bucks?"
A: They're both spending Christmas behind bars.

Q: Roger Toussaint is so stupid - he looked at a ruler when a reporter asked him how long the strike was going to last.

Q: Roger Toussaint is so stupid - on his last job application where it says "Sign Here", he wrote "Sagittarius."

Q: Did you hear about the TWU Member who was forced to take a drug test?
A: He studied for a week and still failed.

Q: What's the difference between Roger Toussaint and a sack of dog crap?
A: The sack

Post your own jokes in the comments section.