Just because Jonathan's fallen in love with a piece of wood, it doesn't make him a dummy.
-tagline from the movie Mannequin (1987)
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre. Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."
-Sky News (2005)
Michael's going to have a hard time finding a prom date, especially if he's ordered to stay 500 yards away from the JC Penny's.