Friday, November 25, 2005

Weekend Caption Contest

Black Friday Caption Contest
(Source - AP)

Top 5
5. First, an unfortunate yellow paintspill in the parking lot. Then, two hundred dancing Munchkins, singing about dead witches and Hostess snack cakes! - V the K
4. The rumors are proven true as CNN officially admits that its Katrina pictures of Walmart looters were really just stock footage from last year's Black Friday - RFTR
3. " will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, Whazzat? $400 laptops? count me in." - Rodney Dill
2. 12 X-Boxes divided by 1,300 people equals enough for Wal-Mart. - Tyler D
1. In a stroke of genius, the INS lured thousands of illegals into custody by ofering free copies of "Grand Theft Auto: Guadalajara." - Wyatt Earp

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