Thursday, November 10, 2005

Reefer Madness

In June, it was raining men on Long Island. Now, in November, it's raining dogs in Brooklyn. Weather experts warn that cats usually precede dogs. The pooch's owner claims her son did it because he's been smoking the reefer.

NY Daily News
A disturbed Brooklyn man who believed his mother loved the family dog more than him hurled the pooch out a fifth-floor window to its death yesterday..."He had a mental problem and he's smoking the reefer," his mom said. "It was eating his brain cells."

Washington Post
In September, a Yorkshire terrier named Poochie died after being thrown out a sixth-floor window during a domestic dispute in Brooklyn.
My friends in college that smoked "the reefer" were generally too lazy to get up and toss a pit bull out a window. They would rather sit around all day and watch The Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd's The Wall playing in the background while looking for the dude that hangs himself.