Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Precision Guided Humor Assignment

A Precision Guided Humor Assignment
Is the Mainstream Media patriotic? Why or why not?

Yes, the Mainstream Media or "MSM" is patriotic. Stop laughing! Are you done?

I took a poll* to prove this and 100% of those polled think the MSM is patriotic, that's up from 95% a month ago. Furthermore, 75% think the MSM is so patriotic because "Bush is stupid" and 25% cited "Halliburton"** as the reason the MSM is so patriotic.

What? How dare you dispute a poll, don't you know polls are accurate.***

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*100 random readers of The Daily Kos
**Karl Rove was not an option
***As long as you know who and how to ask the questions

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