Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Burning Ring of Fire

FORT MYERS BEACH, FL - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

Sometimes I wish that I were a cop. Maybe not a cop in Philly, but somewhere else.

Since the AP has not released any photos or video of the incident, I have recreated it on a DFilm production. You can view my creation by clicking on the image or here.

Wizbang has another stupid criminal story.

(Hat Tip - GOP and College)
(linked on OTB)