(Source - Brainster's)
4. What's that.. you say Israel is going to drop the A-Bomb right over there? - Mccain
3. "No, no, I am NOT Bronson Pinchot! My name is . . . Balki. Yes, that is correct. Balki." - Wyatt Earp
2. Met my good friend Ted Turner at Achmed's International House of Hummas, and he taught me this. I don't know how well they will work for beheadings, but I got a great deal on a gross of foam rubber tomahawks. - Cowboy Blob
1. HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE'S Ahkmed! - Jimmyb
"I really need to talk to my agent, oy"
"And now I will pull an infidel out of my hat."
- The Man
"... and with the help of my friend and the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator my vision will be realized, Allahu Akbar."