Thursday, October 06, 2005

PETA Goes Fishing

PETA took a break from killing puppies to focus on a crime against animals that just boggles the mind. Something so horrible, so vile, the perpetrators should have their fingernails removed and their hands dipped in lemon juice. Their crime, swallowing goldfish at a pep rally.

"We feel certain you'll agree that killing fish in the name of school spirit is unacceptable," - PETA spokesperson
As opposed to drugging dogs and dumping them in the trash? PETA wants the school district to impose a ban on using animals at school functions. Which is another way the animal-right's group plans on cutting down on the number of cock fights in Study Hall.

(Have some lunch with basil)