Monday, September 12, 2005

Tin Hat Tuesday: Back to the Future Edition

For all you Green Day fans who hate living in George W. Bush's America, fear not. According to a 7-year old born in 1997, who grows up to become a time traveler for the Army and visited us from the year 2036, a Civil War will break out in 2005. After the smoke clears, Omaha will be the new capitol of our country.

This time traveler did not go to the NY Times or CBS with this news. No, he needed a reputable media contact, Conspiracy Planet. The same Conspiracy Planet who is listed in Google News.

"John Titor", arrived in 2000-2001 and has since been sent back to the future where he came from. Until war breaks out, you can check out his website (http://www.johntitor.com/) or you can buy a t-shirt here. Below is a quote on the means needed for time travel. Click here for the rest of the article.

During operation the C204 is usually placed inside a vehicle. The gravity field generated by the unit overtakes you very quickly. You feel a tug toward the unit similar to rising quickly in an elevator, and it continues to rise based on the power setting. Outside, the vehicle appears to accelerate as the light is bent around it. After that, it appears to fade to black and remains totally black outside the vehicle until the unit is turned off.
Titor fails to mention if you have to reach "88 Miles Per Hour" in the time travel vehicle.