Thursday, September 29, 2005

Precision Guided Humor Assignment

What should you bring with you to protest an anti-war rally?



There are only two things you need to bring with you to an anti-war rally, the right tote bag and trucker hat. As a matter of fact, I happen to have both on sale at my cafepress website right now, see below for details.

Free Palestine Tote Bag
Need something to carry all that deep political literature at the rally? Well then here is a tote bag that will be the talk of the rally and it's only a click away! This tote bag is high quality (imitation hemp) and reads "Free Palestine? Where can I get one".
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Anti-War? Trucker Hat
What yells "COOL"? That's right, a trucker hat with a snazzy quote. This particular trucker hat stands out and speaks for itself. Warning: Take caution when approaching some anti-war chicks with this hat.
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