Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Precision Guided Humor Assignment

Who should replace Kofi Annan as UN Secretary General?

You know, if I were asked to choose a potential replacement for Kofi Annan as UN Secretary General, I already know who to call on. From years of watching A&E, there's only one man for the job...Duane "Dog" Chapman.

If you think about it, "Dog" has been working with thugs and criminals for years, Turtle Bay would be like a second home to him; a home away from the trailer, if you like. I'm being dead serious, the UN has Libya on the Human Rights committee for pete's sake, anything's possible over there.

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