Monday, September 12, 2005

A Post About a Weiner and a Boner

The Democratic mayoral primary, also known as the race to see who will get walloped by Republican Mayor Mike Bloomberg, is almost over and it looks like we may have a runoff election between Freddy Ferrer and Anthony Weiner. No one is more excited about this than the media. Tomorrow we know if there will still be a Weiner in the race, today I give you the best "Weiner Headlines".

Rev. Al Rips Into Weiner - NY Post
- I thought the church was dealing with this problem
Weiner is Sizzling - NY Daily News
- I can only imagine the fights Anthony got into growing up
Weiner on a Roll - NY Post
Dogged Weiner Just 2 Pts Behind Ferrer -
NY Post
- Someone at the NY Post is obsessed with Weiner
Giff Roasts Weiner On Vote - NY Daily News
- Because Giff was too much of a Weiner to support the war
When I Become Mayor... - NY Daily News
- I added this one because, unless Bloomberg is caught naked with a chicken dressed like Gene Simmons, there's no chance in hell any democrat will come close to Bloomy. Polls show he would dominate the ticket of the democratic primary by 23 points...as a Republican
Weiner, Who Once Imagined a Resurgence, Now Has One - NY Times
- A Weiner Resurgence, brought to you by Viagra
Weiner Hits Giff - NY Daily News
- Gifford Miller was in the Village last week
Weiner Says Budget Cuts, Not Tax Hikes, Would Allow Improvements of Services - NY Sun
- I learned long ago not to listen to my Weiner when it came to important decisions

It is a shame that Al Gore waited so long to invent the internet, I could have blogged when Nashville had Bill Boner as mayor from 1987-1991. He's now a teacher at my former high school, to be in 10th grade again with Mr. Boner as a teacher. Damn you Al Gore!
(Basil will have some Weiner for lunch, otb will have some for dinner)